WTF, Shinji has a girl's ass. >_<

No, Shinjinko just farted in that last frame.

I would totally hit it.

I find this hot...and I don't know why... ;____;

>=3

Still want moar?

Reposted over, and over, and over, and over...

>3450

That's okay AG we're all gay for Shinjiko ^^

so was that 'beer' actually slow-acting jusenkyo water or did Adam grant Misato a mutant anti-cock power before going asplode?

Most likely Jusenkyo watter Ritsuko had but Misato thought was beer.

>Shinjiko

>Adam grant Misato a mutant anti-cock power before going asplode?

Lol Ur so right!

moar is okay. yes, I know exactly where this leads.

Yes. Do you even need to ask?

I was shocked to learn she is not a natural blonde.

I'm sure Gendou knew...

>3426

And what, she just dyed her eyebrows black?

>>3426

I was shocked when they told me it wasn't butter.

>3428

Chyeah? Don't you?

>>3428

ya, srsly.

NEWSFLASH: JAPANESE PEOPLE ARE ASIAN, AND HAVE NATURALLY DARK HAIR AND EYES, USUALLY BLACK

>3432

And naturally purple hair too. Their clones have blue hair so you know they are clones.

Apparentlt, fashion sense took a nose-dive after Second Impact.

Hey Rits! News Flash: Just 'cause the world has reverted to a new Dark Age, thet doesn't mean ya haveta dress like it!

It was probably Rit-chan's school uniform.

>3433

And red eyes - don't forget the red eyes...

STEVE VADER! Come out, i know that you're responsible for that!

Someone needed to write some more interesting than that in Aurekbesh.
I love to read moonrunes.

Who made that woman a pilot?

I did sir! She's my cousin.

I always imagined Maya to be the trooper who banged her head on the door frame.

>3411

How many Assholes do we got working in NERV anyhow?

YO!!!

Over there.

>3416

Sup, cousin.

Question, Dark Helmet..Are you a member of a website called Highimpacthalo..?

>3422

No,never heard of them.

>3416

Ritsuko: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes!

Whoever applied a JPEG compression of OVER 9000 to this pic will suffer terribly.

Was this ever released?

Yes,it was...this doujins is from Happy Water Group.but i don´t know if somebody have posted already.

Where is the rest of it?!

No.3393
That is what i am asking..

Yeah, but hawt lipstick-lesbian fantasies aside, that's not what Ritsu wants. There's no evidence that she swings that way, or that this is what she wants.

What DOES she want? She wants a lover who's the father figure she never had, someone who never allows himself to look weak or foolish or not in control, someone confident and brilliant. She wants Rokobungi Gendou. She loves him. She's talked herself into believing that he loves her back, and would say so if only she worked hard enough at proving her love to him. Secondarily she wants to outdo her mother as a woman, as a scientist, and eventually as a mother.

Fanfiction where she hooks up with Shinji are more plausible than fanfictions where she hooks up with Maya, because at least she and Shinji are of the opposite genders and at least nominally hetero. And I don't think she'd hook up with Shinji Ikari if they were the last two human beings left alive on the planet after Second Impact.

Poor Ritsu. ;_;

>3377

Are there some fanfics about Shinji hooked with Ritsuko?
The woman needs more love!

>>3382

I know of one or two. Depending on what sort of fic you're in the mood for.

If you're in the mood for something poorly written and written for the sake of the pairing, there's this: http://www.ficwad.com/story/34533

If you'd prefer something better written, but darker and not strictly speaking a Shinji/Ritsuko match-up, try this: http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php?id=105088&submit=View

>If you'd prefer something better written, but darker and not strictly speaking a Shinji/Ritsuko match-up, try this:

http://www.mediaminer.org/fanfic/view_st.php?id=105088&submit=View
LULZ pedo Rits turns Shinji into her cute little pet and breaks him. To keep with the board chats she'd only need to preform a sexchange on the boy.

>>3390

...actually, part of the plot of the story is that she TRIES to break him, TRIES to make him commit suicide, succeeds only partially. To the very end, suffering horrible wounds in battle and getting stitched back together just in time to meet the next Angel and the next, Shinji fights until his last breath, only to end up on the beach after Third Impact with Asuka trying to strangle him.

I expected some kind of ending or coda in which, maybe in the context of Instrumentality, he confronted Ritsuko, but Ritsu gets hustled off the stage and never seen again and Shinji gets to be Asuka's emotional tampon and personal chewtoy for a while, until the EoE-analog at the end. T_T;

>>3388

We see what u did there, Lord Raa. >_> <_<

>>3382

Lord Raa has given two good examples. Here are two more you may like.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2888199/1/Whatever In Kraven Ergeist's "Whatever," Ritsu becomes Shinji's guardian rather than Misato. Miserable lonely Shinji falls in love because she's civil to him. That much is semi-plausible. Author says he's going for a story mutual attraction and eventual romance, which I cannot see AT ALL being in character for her. But he is one of our better fanfic authors, so we'll see.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2527436/1/Remember_Me In Chibi Fenrir's dark "Remember Me," Shinji and Misato were lovers before the JSSDF raid in EOE. They killed her in front of him. He barely escaped and took an apocalyptic revenge. During the funerals, Shinji and Ritsu hook up in a moment of mutual agonized despair and mourning. But wait, Misato's not quite dead after all--maimed but not dead, and slowly recovering. Can you say "love triangle?"

Ritsuko is very much under Gendou's thumb, that much is true. She is beholden to him and besotted with him.

However, she is an alpha female (as is Misato) and would be dominant in any female-female relationship. In Maya she would not have a father-figure, but she would definitely be in control (Rits could just as easily control Asuka; despite her pretense of being adult, she's a little girl crying out for mummy, however Rei would be much more difficult due to her closeness to Gendou and her indifference.)

>>3398

And I'm going to do it again by linking to this fic which while not truly Shinji/Ritsuko, has some moments in it:- http://www.ficwad.com/story/53790

Also, I've had an idea or two for Shinji/Ritsuko related goodness.

Maybe I'll post something here one day.

I'm always amazed at fanfic that feel the need to try to out-angst the *actual* Eva story.

I lol'd

Dammit, that shouldn't have made me laugh...