This is further evidence for a theory I've had for a while.

Ueda, Hale's mother from the anime Hale & Guu, is actually Misato. Hale is Shinji's child, as anyone can see by his looks and melancholy tongue-tied personality. Guu, the little deadpan albino girl, is obviously a Rei clone Misato managed to save and take with her when she fled NERV after a failed Third Impact; all of Guu's strange "powers" are manifestations of her AT field.

Why are you looking at me that way? There's a fanfic to be written in this.

It's "Weda", just FYI; the katakana gives the name as ウェダ and not ウエダ.

Weda did give me a lot of those Misato vibes. The two need a fanart together.

Misato in a sexy leopard bikini leads you to think of Guu???

Six degrees of separation gone horribly, horribly wrong.

No. Misato in leopard bikini makes me think of Ueda. Ueda makes me think of Guu. Guu makes me think of Rei.

Ritsuko: Hi. Long time no see.
Asuka: So, is this the baka's kid? I can see the resemblance.
Ueda/Misato: I am NOT letting NERV do to them what we did to the first pilots. Absolutely not.
Guu: Hello, creepy mad scientist lady.
Ritsuko: ...you look familiar.
Guu: We've met. *head spins 360 degrees, then face cycles through multiple zany configurations, settling on one gigantic eyeball taking up entire front of head*
Hale: *looking at picture of Shinji* So, this was my father?
Ueda/Misato: Yeah. He fought in the Angel War.
Hale: He doesn't look like a heroic mecha pilot.
Asuka: *snrk*

If you write that fanfic, I will read it.

"if you build it they will come?" ^_^

Unfortunately I can only think of the setup, but not a plot. Hale as an Eva pilot? Gawd no. He makes Shinji Ikari look like Sergeant Rock. This is one of those Crossovers that Should Not Be, yet it's compellingly weird--at least for me.

nifty.

RITSUKO NEEDS BROWN HAIR DUMBASS!!!

Are they actually being depicted YOUNGER here, or just as 29-year-olds wearing school uniforms?

Either way is hot.

Maybe Asuka is now wearing tight black dress and red jacket, while Rei is wearing a lab coat.

Misato dressed as Asuka is appropriate, she was probably alot like Asuka at that age, except Misato probably got shagged alot more.

Ritsuko was probably teachers pet, the teacher being Gendo.

>>3642 Misato dressed as Asuka is appropriate, she might have been a lot like Asuka at that age, except Misato was catatonic and didn't speak for years after Second Impact

fix'd

Catatonic and not able to speak, didn't take Second Impact well then.

Trivial Fact No. 234: Asuka's school dress would be too small to fit on Misato's larger and fuller body.

Trivia Fact No.311: If Asuka saw Misato making out with Kaji, wearing that school dress, it would make her insanely jealous and mess with her head.

And the fanfic is...?

Looks like the fanfic pages have all gone offline since I was there last.

http://web.archive.org/web/20011230072709/www.asuka.net/~mark/shimons&mark_ss/kirishima03/kirishima_taisaku3.htm