I'm pretty sure that those leggings are designed to accentuate her pussy and those chest things are supposed to look like hands cupping her tits.
Big enough to titty fuck?
Plenty big enough to titty fuck.
what is that? a fap toy?
In Soviet Russia, you are Mari's fap toy.
In Soviet Russia Mari is the toy's fap.
Sometimes I wrap my mousepad around my dick when I jerk off.
>5679I hope that I don't know you. And if I know you, I hope I never went to your home. And if I went to your home, I hope I never used your computer. And if I used your computer, I hope it was a different mouse-pad.Actually, as far as I didn't use the same mouse-pad I'm fine with knowing you, going to your home and using your computer. Otherwise I would be pretty disgusted :P
I frequently wrap >>5679's mousepad around my dick when I jerk off. Don't act so shocked, lots of guys do it.
i wana wrap anita sarkeesian's mousepad around my dick and jerk off with it, then put it back without her knowing
>>5681 You do know he's talking about the mouse pad at the public library, right? Children's section?During story time?
girl 8/10"plugsuit" 2/10 there was an attempt
Rei = borderline retardedAsuka = bitchwhorecuntMisato = just dirty (not in a good way)Ritsuko = dyke, naziMaya = Shinji with breastsMARI = BEST GIRL
If by best girl you mean a boring mary sue then yes.
>No.5629If by my mother being a boring Mary Sue you mean her being a perfect woman who isn't a slut like your mother, then yes.
>Maya = Shinji with breastsSo true. But that's a plus point IMO.
>Maya = Shinji with breastsActually, Nadia from Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water is Shinji with breasts. And a tan.
Mari remains the JarJar Binks of Eva, you can edit her out of every scene and the story line never changes. She has absolutely no bearing on the plot or development of other characters.
>>5662 Yeah, but I can't fap to Jar Jar Binks.
>>Yeah, but I can't fap to Jar Jar Binks.I can.
Also it isnt hot seeing Jar Jar Binks Rape Anakim Skywalker.