I'm pretty sure that Mari was shooped in from a different pic

They all were.

Oh, I get it...Two girls....All we need now is some piano music.

It looks exactly like the cover of a typical doujin where there's going to be NO yuri action inside, but a gangbang and many penises ejaculating over them. I hate those.

>>gangbang and many penises ejaculating over them.

>>I hate those.

wut

With Rei and her clones, you have a far more interesting and IMHO much hotter gang-bang scenario.
More Yuri gang-bangs are needed.

>It looks exactly like the cover of a typical doujin where there's going to be NO yuri action inside, but a gangbang and many penises ejaculating over them. I hate those.

Same Here. Sometimes I just want some plain yuri. What's so bad about that?? When there are two chicks involved the max amount of penises involved should be two one for each lady.
Any mroe than that is overkill.

Invader Zim much?

>11086

I"M GONNA SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!!!

"Itty Bitty baby, itty bitty boat..."

(10 minutes later...)

Asuka: Shinji, what the hell are you--(Shinji kisses Asuka passionatley, hoists her over his shoulder and runs for the bedroom) FUCK YEAH!!!

We drink to our youth, for days come and gone
For the Age of Aggression is just about done

We'll drive out the Angles and restore what we own
With our science and our tech we will take back our home

Down with Adam, the killer of men
On the day of your death we will drink and we'll sing

We're the children of Lilith, and we fight all our lives
And when the Chamber of Guf beckons everyone of us dies

But this planet is ours and we'll see it whiped clean
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams

>10890

The Internet-thou hast earned it!

Kaworu is Angelborn

Have another one:Oh, there once was a heroine named Asuka the RedWho came riding to Japan from ole German-steadAnd the braggart did swagger and brandish her bladeAs she told of bold battles and angels she slayedBut then she went quiet, did Asuka the RedWhen she met Zeruel, the Angel of Might, who said;"Oh, you talk and you lie and you are breaking my stride Now I think its high time that I dent your pride"And so then came clashing and slashing of steelAs the cruel angel charged in full of zealAnd the braggart named Asuka was boastful no mooooooooreWhen her EVA's red head rolled around on the floor

Goddammit, seems like my formatting got messed up.

I liked the second one. Cheers to you, Anon.

We should have acted, they're already here. The Dead Sea Scrolls told of their return. Adam's reduction was merely a delay, for the time after the 2nd Impact, when the children of Lilith prospered within her egg. But no one wanted to believe, believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawned. It dawned by their crosses. But there is one they fear, in our tongue she is Shogouki, Eva Unit 01!

Angels....I hate angels...my mother hated them too. Even before they took her sanity. Did you think I'd be out here in Tokyo 3 without good reason? Yes, NERV needs strong eva pilots. No, NERV doesn't need dirty angels getting into the Central Dogma. That's why I'm here, Asuka Sohryu, to bring German order to these stinking angels. Revenge? That would be good too. This war against the angels won't last long. And when it's done, I've got plans...This is all about power...power in Nerv. Going down that road means dealing with all my rivals. The Third...hmph, Misato, and that prissy boy Kaworu. Rei and Mari too. After all, the woman who controls NERV rules to world...and one day I shall be commander.

Wait am I doin it rite?

Tabris knows much, and tells some.

Tabris loves the Lilin. Many interesting things they say to each other.

Tabris does not understand what is so impressive about synching. Tabris can synch whenever he wants.

Tabris does not remember his childhood. Perhaps he never had one.

Tabris saw a kitten the other day. Horrible creatures.

>10926

HAVE ALL MY INTERNETS SIR!