's That Sum yuri?

Peaceful, isn't it.

NOOOOO!! Shinji! You let the devil get you!

heh...that's actually pretty good. Wonder why nobody thought of it before?

I'll put this here too

"there is a fanart out there of "Asuka" about to do uh something to a conventionally placed Boota resting on Kamina..."

Does anyone have this image, please?

>>63255

*quickly recovers from earlier boot to the face*

Wait! What?! You wanna run that by me again?! We're not getting paid for this bullshit?!

*Despite being totally uninvolved, Yoko provides knowledge of the protocols and procedure stating that teenage 'volunteer soldiers' are not eligible for payment of any kind.*

I'll be right back.

*takes Misato's backup sidearm she leaves in the nightstand and goes out the door. Yoko glances back toward Asuka, whose reaction seems to be delayed.*

What are you doing coming into my office unannoun...?! *FALCON PUNCHED*

>No.63256

If I ever see the damn thing again, I'll be sure to post it here.

All those other Gainax Bunny Girls were in that fanart too, I just thought it was amusing how Asuka was the one after Kamina.

Thanks SSD!

>>63266

For some reason, this little RP post makes me think about the "Where's my money?!" scene from Family Guy?

Gendo: *walks onto bridge bandaged up to a point surpassing Rei in the first episode*
Fuyutsuki: Good Lord!
Ritsuko: What the hell happened to you?!
Shinji: *glares*
Gendo: That is irrelevant.

Gendo: Well, it can't get any worse than this...

*Asuka appears and whallops Gendo on the side of his head with a golf club before hoisting him up and punching him in the face repeatedly.*

Gendo: I was wrong, I was horribly wrong!
Asuka: WHERE'S MY MUTHAFUCKING MONEY BITCH?!

I got your money...

*Gendo wheels himself in on a wheelchair, even more bandaged up*

Fuuyutski: Ikari?
Misato: Sir, what happened?

*Asuka and Shinji glare at Gendo*

Gendo: I fell down the stairs.

Kaworu: You've adjusted to the randomness of her mood swings, haven't you?

Shinji: Things were pretty tough, but I've managed to adjust to the randomness of her mood swings. She's figured out how to properly summon up that berserker mindset whenever she wants it. It has made the relationship ver

Kaworu: *shrugs and slips on sunglasses* Yeah, alright then. Listen, if you guys still wanna dabble in lesbianism either Ayanami or myself can work some angelic magic for either an affordable fee or favor. Just call one of us back when your done playing around and we'll return you to normal. This isn't my business, but I'm not sure you should let Ritsuko anywhere near your junk. *casually walks away*

Asuka: You're trying to seduce manipulate and maul Shinji in some misguided revenge plot, how did you THINK I'd react?
Ritsuko: ...Good point. But did you HAVE to use a monitor to prove it?
Asuka: If you want revenge on that bastard, I have two things in mind: NAMBLA and Dateline NBC.
Ritsuko: What are you...Ohhhh...that is good.
Asuka: It's both embarrasing and soul crushing. But why does everyone think I want to gave Shinji as a girl?
Ritsuko: Because of Misato's tape of you eating out Hikari and Maya.

>Asuka: If you want revenge on that bastard, I have two things in mind: NAMBLA and Dateline NBC.

>Ritsuko: What are you...Ohhhh...that is good.

I'd rather you don't...It's not right to frame someone. Besides the only other likely subject than myself is Kaworu-kun-_-

>Kaworu: *shrugs and slips on sunglasses* Yeah, alright then. Listen, if you guys still wanna dabble in lesbianism either Ayanami or myself can work some angelic magic for either an affordable fee or favor. Just call one of us back when your done playing around and we'll return you to normal. This isn't my business, but I'm not sure you should let Ritsuko anywhere near your junk. *casually walks away*

That sounds like a better way than Ritsuko-san's way, sometimes she scares me.

>Asuka: It's both embarrasing and soul crushing. But why does everyone think I want to gave Shinji as a girl?

Well you did speak to Ritsuko about this in the past ^^;

Uh Kaworu-kun now that you've mentioned dabbling I was wondering if you could also turn Asuka into a boy ^_^;

>>63410

*becomes completely speechless for several moments before placing both hands on his shoulders* Shinji, you're my best friend and I consider you one of my family. For all that you have done for me, there is little that I wouldn't suffer on your behalf. *his hands move to grasp Shinji's collar and shove him against the nearest wall* However, it is with every fiber of my being that I don't break every bone in your body for requesting such things so openly. Those accursed rumors regarding our friendship have finally burned themselves out and I'll be damned if they resurface because of your sudden curiosity.

*releases Shinji and composes himself before considering that* I've never completely genderbent someone that was originally female, usually they just want certain male traits if you understand my meaning. You're going to need to give me some time to collect some information, I'm also going to need to glance over Asuka's medical records to ensure that there aren't any accidents. You should probably consider making the same request of Ayanami, she might have more experience in these things than myself.

so-Sorry...I didn't mean to embarrass you. I just thought that because you have a male and female form you could do both easily. Eitherway Asuka had said she was fine with my plan.

*casually switched to his female form before swapping back and shrugging* Switching my own gender isn't nearly as difficult as switching another's. I'm more experienced in turning someone female, releasing the incantation automatically returns them to their original form. It has been some time since I've screwed around with turning females into males. The reason I suggest Ayanami is because she has been assisting in arranging lesbian threesomes between Misato, Ritsuko and Kaji. Your guardian has also been asking me questions about switching their own genders to pay him back for his perversions... Anyway, I could help you out, but you'll need to give me two or three days to refresh myself on the practice. Do either of you have any requests or specifications regarding Asuka's male form?

>Do either of you have any requests or specifications regarding Asuka's male form?

Just Asuka, What She'd be like as a boy. I'll let you know if there's anything else

Touji: So...
Hikari: Don't even THINK about asking.
Kaworu: Sorry.

what re-take is this????????????????

Is this a compilation, or something new?

All Ages 3 (rest of RT4 & After)

This is relevant to my interests.

These bitches could use some nigga dick!

Happy Negro, is that you?

Wait, was there a point?

In honor of the new movies they have actually put a lance on the moon.

>>Wait, was there a point?

I have two points, actually. See? *pointy*

Nice job,good combination.

Now it seems that Shinji has already been spanked, yet is expecting more since it is his only human contact. Asuka is not enjoying it at all and will likely do it to Shinji. The real question is, does Rei want to be spanked, or will she falcon punch the sh*t out of Misato?

Um... It's exactly what it looks like.