>Asuka: If you want revenge on that bastard, I have two things in mind: NAMBLA and Dateline NBC.
>Ritsuko: What are you...Ohhhh...that is good.
I'd rather you don't...It's not right to frame someone. Besides the only other likely subject than myself is Kaworu-kun-_-
>Kaworu: *shrugs and slips on sunglasses* Yeah, alright then. Listen, if you guys still wanna dabble in lesbianism either Ayanami or myself can work some angelic magic for either an affordable fee or favor. Just call one of us back when your done playing around and we'll return you to normal. This isn't my business, but I'm not sure you should let Ritsuko anywhere near your junk. *casually walks away*
That sounds like a better way than Ritsuko-san's way, sometimes she scares me.
>Asuka: It's both embarrasing and soul crushing. But why does everyone think I want to gave Shinji as a girl?
Well you did speak to Ritsuko about this in the past ^^;